im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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I have boobs…and they are not invisible. You can see them and sometimes they show while I’m wearing clothes and it’s fucking wild

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If you’ve ever had to beg someone to stay in your life, I’m so sorry. It’s one of the most vulnerable, and heartbreaking things ever.

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there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

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